OH MY FUCKING GOD
This is the most important thing I’ll ever reblog.
reblogging because I need this
(Source: awildpokemon, via christianmathew)
- News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
- News in America: cannibal eats man's face
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
(via vagina-thumper)
